The Pasifik Republik of Glengo Island is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Ria Peroda with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.085 billion Glenganese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galungyo. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Glenganese economy, worth a remarkable 2,464 trillion Glenganese selyoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,711 Glenganese selyoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glengo Island's national animal is the whale shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Glengo Island is ranked 270,099^th in the world and 10^th in Australialia for Most Patriotic, with 0.78 flags saluted per person per day.